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- @3{FOOTBALL CHANTS
- @4}by Ash. B
- @1
- Here is a selection of moronic,
- disgusting and generally quite funny
- football chants, which I have had the
- luck to join in on occasions (between
- insulting the referee) at football
- games I've been to.
- @6
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- @1
- (To be sung to the tune of Hands,
- Shoulders, Knees and Toes)
- @5
- Hans Segers lets in goals
- lets in goals
-
- Hans Segers lets in goals
- lets in goals
-
- And he drives a
- fucking great big Rolls
-
-
-
-
- Hans Segers lets in goals
- lets in goals
- @6
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- @5
- My Old Man,
- Said be a Lincoln Fan,
- I said "Fuck off Bollocks,"
- "You`re a cunt!"
- Then my Mother screamed,
- And my Father gave me the,
- Biggest hiding I`ve ever had!
- @6
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- @5
- We come from Grimsby Town,
- So get your knickers down,
- And if you stand in line...
- We`ll probably have our usual
- dismal failure to perform in
- front of a crowd.
- @6
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- @5
- In your Liverpool slums
- In your Liverpool slums
- You look in the dustbins
- for something to eat,
- You find a dead rat and think
- it`s a treat!
-
- In your Liverpool slums
- In your Liverpool slums
- You talk with an accent
- exceedingly rare,
- You wear bright, pink shell
- suits and have curly hair!
-
- In your Liverpool slums
- @6
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